
⛵ Most tables get one of them out. And know it while they are running.
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Three ships have stood upright in a wheat field forty miles from the sea for three hundred years, since the water that stranded them went away.
Once a year the valley eats lunch between them. Nobody goes aboard.
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The eastern ship drops a foot.
It is going over, and it will take forty acres of standing wheat with it.
A customs officer is pinned under the keel.
A fourteen-year-old has already gone up the rope and down the hatch on her own.
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The ship settles further every ten minutes, and is down on the sixth.
A fast, well-organised table gets both people out.
🎲 A 44-page one-shot adventure for D&D 5e — 3-4 hours, 4 players, level 4.
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📦 WHAT YOU GET — 43 pages, nothing left for you to invent
▪ 5 scenes, every one written out in full: read-aloud text, what happens if they fail, what to do if they skip it
▪ 2 battle maps in three versions each — DM, player, and a copy with no grid. 70 px per 5-foot square, so it drops straight into Roll20 or Foundry already aligned
▪ 4 ready-to-play 4th-level characters, finished — ability scores, armour class, hit points, attacks, spells and gear. Hand them out and roll
▪ Every character in it, player and NPC alike, has a drawn portrait
▪ A plain-English glossary of the basic rules words — DC, saving throws, advantage
▪ A section for your first time running a game
▪ A summary up front listing every scene with its page and how hard each fight is
▪ 10 secrets, tables and handouts, and written help for when the party goes sideways
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Sixteen adventures in one valley, spring to winter, collected in one campaign book with a finale that is not sold on its own.
This adventure stands completely alone — it needs nothing from any other — but a table that plays four of them starts seeing the year take shape.
Anser Pell is in this one, and in three more of them.
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▪ You want a rescue against a clock that will probably cost something
▪ You like a disaster rather than a monster
▪ You want a dnd one shot that fits in an evening and finishes
▪ You are new to running games and want every stage of the collapse written out
▪ You run on Roll20 or Foundry and want maps that import at the right scale
▪ You want to hand out finished characters instead of spending session one building them
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Four PDFs, plus the maps.
▪ A4 — 44 pages, colour and printer-friendly
▪ US Letter — 50 pages, colour and printer-friendly
▪ 6 map images
🗺️ The battle maps also print at table scale — two extra PDFs, A4 and US Letter, lay every map out at one inch per five-foot square across numbered sheets with a cut line. Print them at home, tape them together and put miniatures on them.
The printer-friendly build is the same book in pure white, nothing removed.
⬇️ Instant digital download. Nothing is posted to you.
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Compatible with Fifth Edition.
Made with AI assistance: the text and maps of this adventure were written and generated with AI, then edited, checked and laid out by hand.
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Games for a table, and for a chair by the fire.
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