The Hundred-Year Cheese

A comic one-shot for one evening. Nobody is evil. Something has been living down there a very long time, and it is not in a hurry.

WHAT YOU GET - 42 pages, and nothing left for you to invent

- 5 scenes, every one written out in full - read-aloud text, what happens if they fail, and what to do if they skip it

- 4 battle maps, each in three versions: DM copy, player copy, and a copy with no grid. 70 px per 5-foot square, so a Roll20 or Foundry import lines up straight away

- 4 ready-to-play characters - print them and start

- Full stat blocks printed beside the scene that uses them. Nothing to look up

- 11 secrets you can hand over wherever your players decide to dig

- Tables, handouts, and written help for when the party goes sideways

WRITTEN FOR A FIRST-TIME DM. Every check tells you what happens when they fail. There are no blanks, no “decide what is here”, no homework. If you have never run a game, you can run this one.

THE FILES - four PDFs: A4 and US Letter, each in colour and in a printer-friendly build. The printer-friendly version is the same book in pure white, nothing removed. Plus 12 map images.

Compatible with Fifth Edition. Instant digital download - nothing is posted.

GETTING YOUR FILES - two things worth knowing

The download does not work well from the Etsy phone app. Use a computer, or a phone browser rather than the app.

If you check out as a guest, the link in your email is the only copy you get - save the files before you close it.

Made with AI assistance: the text and maps of this adventure were written and generated with AI, then edited, checked and laid out by hand.